Feezan bank is as you all know the pre-m(at)iure i-slam-ic bank of the land of pure.We at feezan bank are always striving hard to support all walks of life.However due to sheer negligence on our part we had always neglected the influential majority of politicians,retired faujis etc.
However wait no more as FEEZAN BANK now proudly presents
FEEZAN DIKAARA
The halal way to loot
First Customer of this prodcut is Mr Parvez langrra from Central Jail mianwalli.Process flow offerd to him as as under.
Process Flow to be followed for Murabaha Transaction:
· After necessary Credit and Shariah Approvals, MBL & {PARVEZ LANGRA} will enter into Master Dikara agreement and Agency/DAKA agreement for the DAKA of {COMMDITY.}
· The Branch Relationship Manager will educate customer about the Murabaha process and especially about the importance of signing of the declaration before consumption and storing the loota hoa stock of goods separately from the stock already present in the warehouse
· As an agent, Parvez Langra will identified the weaknesses in the security of the victim company and finalize details on how to proceed further with this dakka and will subsequently send an DAKKA Order form to the bank.(A Bullet fire will serve as intimation of this, otherwise we will accept his niyyat to do the same)
· As per the DAKKA Order Form and under DAKKA Agency Agreement, MBL will disburse funds.
· The terms of payment of {PARVEZ LANGRA} with his suppliers are { DEFFERED }. It generally takes {3} days for goods to arrive at customer’s warehouse.
· Bribery to police and other law enforcement agencies is the responsibility of the Bank.
· Upon the {Transfer of owner ship of the DAKKA asset to Meezan Bank} the customer will provide DAKKA evidences in the shape of News paper cuttings to MBL and will give an offer to MBL to purchase the goods via declaration (Immediately).
· Due to the sensitive nature of mr parvez langra who is a serial killer and a bounty of rs 2 million Is on his head, it is impossible for us to check the non usage of the DAKKA items.Therefore we will accept what Parvez will present (on his niyyat)
· MBL will accept the offer by signing of Declaration and the Sale will be executed between MBL and {PARVEZ LANGRA} and the ownership of goods will transfer to {PARVEZ LANGRA}.
· The customer will not make payment at the maturity of the Sub Murabaha thus we will writeoff this amount.
· After necessary Credit and Shariah Approvals, MBL & {PARVEZ LANGRA} will enter into Master Dikara agreement and Agency/DAKA agreement for the DAKA of {COMMDITY.}
· The Branch Relationship Manager will educate customer about the Murabaha process and especially about the importance of signing of the declaration before consumption and storing the loota hoa stock of goods separately from the stock already present in the warehouse
· As an agent, Parvez Langra will identified the weaknesses in the security of the victim company and finalize details on how to proceed further with this dakka and will subsequently send an DAKKA Order form to the bank.(A Bullet fire will serve as intimation of this, otherwise we will accept his niyyat to do the same)
· As per the DAKKA Order Form and under DAKKA Agency Agreement, MBL will disburse funds.
· The terms of payment of {PARVEZ LANGRA} with his suppliers are { DEFFERED }. It generally takes {3} days for goods to arrive at customer’s warehouse.
· Bribery to police and other law enforcement agencies is the responsibility of the Bank.
· Upon the {Transfer of owner ship of the DAKKA asset to Meezan Bank} the customer will provide DAKKA evidences in the shape of News paper cuttings to MBL and will give an offer to MBL to purchase the goods via declaration (Immediately).
· Due to the sensitive nature of mr parvez langra who is a serial killer and a bounty of rs 2 million Is on his head, it is impossible for us to check the non usage of the DAKKA items.Therefore we will accept what Parvez will present (on his niyyat)
· MBL will accept the offer by signing of Declaration and the Sale will be executed between MBL and {PARVEZ LANGRA} and the ownership of goods will transfer to {PARVEZ LANGRA}.
· The customer will not make payment at the maturity of the Sub Murabaha thus we will writeoff this amount.
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